Fella: So you're having your make-up thing today
Me: Yup, we're going to Sephora.
Me: It's the Home Depot of make-up
Fella: You know I don't know these things.
Me: I don't know what you do when I'm not around. You could cross-dress for all I know.
Fella: Nope. Just run around naked.
Me: Good. Because you would look horrible in a dress. You don't have the legs for it.
Me: I'm just saying. Not a good look.