What lies before is the transcript of an actual conversation between myself and my best friend. The context? I was pissing and moaning about looking for a job and she was offering up helpful suggestions:
BFF: Hubby says you need a sugar daddy
Me: Ha! That would be awesome as long as he wasn’t disgusting…wait, why can’t I find a nice, hot, rich guy who is willing to support me in every way?
BFF: Hmmm…take out an ad!
Me: “Lazy girl seeks a man to support her. No weirdos or fatties need apply – just hot, hot, hot men with lots of cash”
BFF: I like it!
Me: I think it should work Wait, I should probably add “no anal”
BFF: Hmm that might be a bit much
Me: No you have to be specific. If I’m not just any fat, sweaty, loaded weirdo looking for anal could come rolling in and no one wants that.
BFF: What if he is a rich, good looking hottie looking for anal? You have to give a little
Me: I don’t know. It would depend on his portfolio.