Monday, December 22, 2008
The Perfect Git for the Girl Who Has Just About Everything
What's this you ask?
Why it would be an artificial hymen, of course.
Perfect gift for the reformed slut! Or just about anyone!
I mean for only $14.99 who could afford to not buy it?
PS Seriously? Someone INVENTED this. Someone took time out of their day to think "gee I bet people would love to be able to buy an artificial hymen." Is this really the way to start out a relationship but lying and using blood filled plastic to do so?