Fella: So you're having your make-up thing today

Me: Yup, we're going to Sephora.

Fella: What?

Me: Sephora.

Fella: What?

Me: It's the Home Depot of make-up

Fella: You know I don't know these things.

Me: I don't know what you do when I'm not around. You could cross-dress for all I know.

Fella: Nope. Just run around naked.

Me: Good. Because you would look horrible in a dress. You don't have the legs for it.

Fella: What?

Me: I'm just saying. Not a good look.